Relax, laugh and have a good time with these great one-liners, sayings and funny quotes, all curated by the Flyeread review team.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. Joan Rivers
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers
Sane is boring. R.A. Salvatore
I’m addicted to placebos. Steven Wright
I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
Puns are the highest form of literature. Alfred Hitchcock
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain
What’s another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower. Mitch Hedberg
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. Steven Wright
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
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